Okay so lemme get this straight…
Alcohol: makes many people aggressive and stupid, potential to lose body functions before vomitting in the street. Destroys liver.
Tobacco: addictive, causes cancer.
Marijuana: makes you relaxed and love everyone around you.
Magic mushrooms: makes the little bump under your pinky toe really, really really funny.
AM I MISSING SOMETHING!?!?!?!??!