Banned Substances

Posted on Aug 23, 2012 in Life | 0 comments

Okay so lemme get this straight…

 

Approved substances:


Alcohol: makes many people aggressive and stupid, potential to lose body functions before vomitting in the street.  Destroys liver.

Tobacco: addictive, causes cancer.

 

Unapproved substances:


Marijuana: makes you relaxed and love everyone around you.

Magic mushrooms: makes the little bump under your pinky toe really, really really funny.

 

AM I MISSING SOMETHING!?!?!?!??!

Bit of light reading over your coffee?